Dear madam or Sir, whatever the case may be,

My name is Pookie. That's me in the photo above laying down with my step brother, Mauget. After insisting that our people create a website, we encouraged them to give us an e-mail account so that we could write to you and other cat food makers.

Now, we would like to ask you a few questions. Firstly, why are there no mouse flavored snacks? Or for that matter food? And what about fish-food flavor? We absolutely adore fish-food! We know you have some bird flavors like chicken and turkey, but; why oh why is there no blue-bird flavor? Or red-bird? Or little brown-bird flavor? Don't bother making crow flavor. Nobody likes to eat crow!

Perhaps we could assist your research and developement people in designing more natural tasting cat food and snacks, but; we don't want to be like those cats you have on TV. We don't believe that they really like that food they eat in your ads. We know that they are getting paid to act as if they like the stuff. Honestly, you couldn't pay us to eat some of it!

Thank you for your time, Pookie